Black churches are generally a little more spirited than those of their white, suburbanite counterparts, but this one seems a little more charged up by even those broad standards. And by “charged up” I mean completely fucking nuts. So, while you try in vain to understand what this pastor (who boldly dared to break racial stereotypes) is saying, I’ll be sipping on a few John Dalys and watching the final round of the Masters.

I’ve been picking on Christians a lot lately, but, let me be clear, all religions are fucking disgusting. I’d have no problem with a Scud missile hitting the above lovely gathering of Mulims.

Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church delivers this weeks uplifting message.

Remember, not only is there a man in the sky who loves you, there is an evil demon that constantly tries to trick you into misbehaving. He does this by hilarious gags like planting dinosaur fossils to make appear as though they lived 65 million years ago. What a prankster.

Quite possibly the most irritating thing I have ever seen in my life.

Stupid is a universal language. Happy Superbowl Sunday.

Just in case you forgot, Muslims are fucking nuts too.

Your weekly installment of wisdom from the pulpit. Don’t follow whitey’s rules.