Black churches are generally a little more spirited than those of their white, suburbanite counterparts, but this one seems a little more charged up by even those broad standards. And by “charged up” I mean completely fucking nuts. So, while you try in vain to understand what this pastor (who boldly dared to break racial stereotypes) is saying, I’ll be sipping on a few John Dalys and watching the final round of the Masters.
I’ve been picking on Christians a lot lately, but, let me be clear, all religions are fucking disgusting. I’d have no problem with a Scud missile hitting the above lovely gathering of Mulims.
Remember, not only is there a man in the sky who loves you, there is an evil demon that constantly tries to trick you into misbehaving. He does this by hilarious gags like planting dinosaur fossils to make appear as though they lived 65 million years ago. What a prankster.
Quite possibly the most irritating thing I have ever seen in my life.
Stupid is a universal language. Happy Superbowl Sunday.
Just in case you forgot, Muslims are fucking nuts too.
Your weekly installment of wisdom from the pulpit. Most sermons are hilarious in their sheer stupidity, but there is something dark and disturbing about Paul Washer. Watch the first few minutes of this and tell me it’s not unsettling. I honestly can’t believe people subject their children to this sick and twisted garbage. Skip to 51:30 and watch Washer meltdown. Yikes.
Your weekly installment of wisdom from the pulpit. Don’t follow whitey’s rules.
Your weekly installment of wisdom from the pulpit. Rod Parsley lays some truth down.